Curse

SavageX378 · Nov 17, 2007, 10:34 PM // 22:34

- After the success of adding HB to TA, we decided to add a 50% chance that when a player enters Fort Aspenwood, they will enter Jade Quarry instead.

- Prot Spirit has been changed to the following:

Enchantment Spell. For 5...17 seconds, target ally cannot take damage that is more than 10% of their health and they cannot block attacks.

Sha Noran · Nov 17, 2007, 10:36 PM // 22:36

chowmein69 · Nov 17, 2007, 11:44 PM // 23:44

all of the updates are bad.

Winterclaw · Nov 18, 2007, 02:45 AM // 02:45

While this wouldn't effect me much, a HoM nerf that would rule out any link between your existing char and your GW2 char after you got it completely filled in all 5 areas.

Issac · Nov 18, 2007, 05:24 AM // 05:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tark Alkerk

i dom't know i would prob enjoy this one alot

hmmm
worst update ever...
Each Player is assigned a childish ten year old wammo who follow you around and regualrly says
O MY Giggly Gosh Mending Equ=als tEh PwnXoR, foolowed by
"(your player name here) Is such a ****ing n00b and is really gAy!!!1
and when he isn't doing that he grinds on you (ofc he is a wammo)
and whenever any female chars are around he shouts
"i WaNt tO MaKe the sExZor with you!!!!!!!11!!!"

just like that

that my friends would be the worst update ever.

-Ps i hope A-net doesn't get any ideas of this thread. :P

also destroying prot sprit would mean that boon prots would suck to a ridculess degree.
As a Boon Prot i never leave hoe without it.

Dude, thats hilarious lol.

Zeek Aran · Nov 18, 2007, 05:31 AM // 05:31

All professions are changed to W/Mo and the only existing skill is Ursan Blessing.

Ursan Blessing is no longer PvE only.

N E D M · Nov 18, 2007, 07:19 AM // 07:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewmaster

Ride The Lightning: Does 100 damage to all characters around where this skill was activated. You then randomly fly out across the zone, promptly dying where you land.

Shield Bash: Knocks down attacking foe, but destroys your shield. Hope it was worth it.

lmao wow how about -

Protective spirit -Reduced energy cost to 5
Protective spirit -reduced recharge time to 2 seconds

Protective spirit - Changed functionality to -"For 1..6...8 seconds, the next time target takes damage over 10% of maximum health, that damage is negated and protective spirit ends.
lol

sickle of carnage · Nov 18, 2007, 08:10 AM // 08:10

SS: Target foe and and 2 other foes take 5..10...12 damage every time target foe attacks or uses a skill.

I'll quit if they do that

CyberMesh0 · Nov 18, 2007, 03:06 PM // 15:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickle of carnage

SS: Target foe and and 2 other foes take 5..10...12 damage every time target foe attacks or uses a skill.

I'll quit if they do that

It'll be your fault if they do that...

I can't even imagine what would happen if they implemented the third PS nerf mentioned above.

psycore · Nov 20, 2007, 08:12 AM // 08:12

worst update?

eotn.

Maximumraver · Nov 20, 2007, 09:42 AM // 09:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sha Noran

Those are great...

Lord Sojar · Nov 20, 2007, 09:43 AM // 09:43

This is my favorite thread ever on GWG.

Update: Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Initiated our world domination plans. Surprise, ANET is actually owned by Blizzard. You will all now be transfered over to the World of Warcraft servers, and if you have ever used Protective Spirit or had it on you, you are now under our control. Your credit card number please...

garethporlest18 · Nov 20, 2007, 09:54 AM // 09:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tark Alkerk

worst update ever...
Each Player is assigned a childish ten year old wammo who follow you around and regualrly says
O MY Giggly Gosh Mending Equ=als tEh PwnXoR, foolowed by
"(your player name here) Is such a ****ing n00b and is really gAy!!!1
and when he isn't doing that he grinds on you (ofc he is a wammo)
and whenever any female chars are around he shouts
"i WaNt tO MaKe the sExZor with you!!!!!!!11!!!"

Yeah like the dude above said..that's hilarious man. Who says Oh my giggly gosh? lmao . Well maybe that one nerd guy from Fresh Prince who's name I cannot remember..starts with a C though. Oh yeah Carlton.

Ecklipze · Nov 20, 2007, 12:31 PM // 12:31

UPDATE: Guild Wars now has a monthy fee.

Wertic · Nov 20, 2007, 09:28 PM // 21:28

Increasing Energy cost of all caster skills probably (Without increasing energy cap)

Yichi · Nov 20, 2007, 10:24 PM // 22:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by SavageX378

- Prot Spirit has been changed to the following:

Enchantment Spell. For 5...17 seconds, target ally cannot take damage that is more than 10% of their health and they cannot block attacks.

so you only just lowered the duration..... seeing as you can't lose more than 10% in the first place and you could never block attacks with it anyway....

If that wasn't what you ment, then I'm sure glad you know how the skill works....

Hotel · Nov 20, 2007, 10:29 PM // 22:29

More anal rape to paragons D:

Lord Sojar · Nov 20, 2007, 10:38 PM // 22:38

Update:

Protective Spirit has been removed from the game.

Spirit Bond has been removed from the game.

Punishing Shot: 5 Energy, 1/2 activation, No Recharge.
You fire a punishing shot at target foe. Target foe is interrupted. If this bow attack hits, you strike for +80 damage. This attack cannot be blocked.

AW Lore · Nov 20, 2007, 10:39 PM // 22:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistressYichi

so you only just lowered the duration..... seeing as you can't lose more than 10% in the first place and you could never block attacks with it anyway....

If that wasn't what you ment, then I'm sure glad you know how the skill works....

i think he means that now, those chars under prtoective spirit cannot use skills, like aegis or bonettis defence, to block attacks, therefore killing (to some extent) some farming location of the 55 monks (or other builds that use prot spirit and some blocking skill).

ensoriki · Nov 20, 2007, 10:44 PM // 22:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rahja the Thief

Update:

Protective Spirit has been removed from the game.

Spirit Bond has been removed from the game.

Punishing Shot: 5 Energy, 1/2 activation, No Recharge.
You fire a punishing shot at target foe. Target foe is interrupted. If this bow attack hits, you strike for +80 damage. This attack cannot be blocked.

So then we use Arcane Echo: life Sheath
or Protective Bond

And an Energy paragon or a battery Necro. =P

Punishing shot eh >.> well good thing we have good ol' Mist Form and Shadow form!

now >.>

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